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seasaltkisses:

i was a really obstinate little kid and once in kindergarten we had a sub and the sub didn’t let me go to the bathroom and i was about to wet myself so i said “may i pretty please go” and she said she wasn’t new to this game and that i needed to sit down before she sent me to the principal so i got so angry and walked all the way to the front and pulled down my pants and peed right in front of her and some of it got on her purse

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